@SkinnieTalls: It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again.
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@DothTheDoth: Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history.
@NinjaFuneral: Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that...
@nataliejmooney: lying on the floor with my mouth open just in case someone breaks in and decides to grate a bunch of cheese in there
@pleatedjeans: Instead of yelling "Hello?" when u think a murderer's in your home, say "Goodbye" Then if he's there he'll be like well OK guess I'm leaving