@SkinnieTalls: It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again.
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@hgracestewart: It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. I must be a freaking genius.
@Breadery: I like to think of myself as a guy who doesn't scare too easily but I just beat the shit out of a motion activated air freshener.
@spcycucumber: Its not what it looks like officer! "you were driving down the highway taking selfies singing n'sync" Ok I guess it was what it looked like
@Fred_Delicious: "911? Help, my son has gone missing" [baby lowers hands from eyes] "Holy crap he just appeared out of nowhere"