@SkinnieTalls: It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again.
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@therepoguy: My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Just gave this idiot a thumbs up for cutting me off, and I think I might not understand road rage.
@blade_funner: I want to be the person in every McDonald's whose job is to sit on the sandwiches just before they go into the bag.
@doublewenis: Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?