@SkinnieTalls: It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again.
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@ericaj1721: I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life
@QwertyJones3: I joined a poker tournament with a bunch of people who do origami. I'm gonna dominate, cause these guys always fold.
@dxblarssonENG: Job interview: " if you want the job lick the floor" -what? -lick the floor if you want the job *licks floor* Eww gross, can't hire that guy
@PajamaStew: "Welcome to the future. Let me show you around. Here's the bathroom. This is a robot that we invented that screams at your wet hands."