@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.

@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.

@DaddyJew: Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle

@CherBear162: I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.

@azizpabani: ESPN just did a Top 5 Greatest Comebacks of All Time and there was some guy running with a ball but like literally no mention of Jesus