@hazelmotes1: It seems to me that if you can afford a barrel and a pair or suspenders you can afford a pair of pants.
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@TheBoydP: "I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
@MikeCanRant: People wont mess with you if you eat a cup of yogurt and then smash it on your forehead because youre tough and have healthy bowel movements
@shutupmikeginn: if someone asks me if I need help finding something in a department store I like to slowly describe a gun
@Playing_Dad: *consoling friend who is a baker* I'm really sorry about the fire at your bread shop. Looks like your business is toast now.