@ChipKellysBalls: It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them
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@ElKnuckelhombre: A lady was spanking her kid for being a total brat in the grocery store so I had to step in and ask her if she needed me to hold her purse.
@QwertyJones3: Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed.
@YUCKYBOT: The difference between my "Maine lobster" and my "main lobster" is boiling water or a high five.