@Maui_Speaks: It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants.
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@adamochoa: freak people out in public restrooms by saying "come in" when they knock on the stall door
@david8hughes: "The toilet's blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-" [Bowser spits coffee] "Which plumber?"
@karencheee: Going to the gym is such a great workout. I never actually enter the building, but the walk there is nice. Sometimes I even walk back.