@Maui_Speaks: It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants.
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@NurseMurderer: I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers.
@mynameisntdave: ME: [riding a horse on a carousel] weeeeee! AIRLINE SECURITY: [into radio] god dammit, he's back and he brought a horse with him this time
@Robert_Beau: Her: Put your finger on it! Me: Like this? Her: Oh yeah, I can finish now! -Making the perfect bow
@TheBossyBlonde: If you have never had a friend that you haven't contemplated leaving at a gas station forever I applaud you.