@Maui_Speaks: It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants.
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@thatUPSdude: Hey people that knock on locked restroom doors, what are you expecting? "hey I'm taking a shit but come on in and join me"
@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.