@iheartgunts: It started with a star and ended with a restraining order.
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@pippydrydocking: If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open.
@salmarch79: I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.
@Amusitr0n: *bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?