@iheartgunts: It started with a star and ended with a restraining order.
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@SteveSuckington: [stranded on a deserted island] Ok first things first, I need to find a volleyball.
@itsa_talia: one time a friend asked me "how are you still single?!" and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head
@Bexdora: "Let's see what you're made of!" he says on approach, knife in hand. "Good." I mutter. "Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology."