@iheartgunts: It started with a star and ended with a restraining order.
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@davidkenny100: I live on the edge Her: cool It's scary Her: So sexy I almost fell once Her: Oh! You actually live.. My home insurance is so expensive
@Pro_Jones_: Me: Boss our sales are really going updog. Boss: You mean up? Me: No, updog. Boss: What's updog? Me: Not our sales. We're bankrupt.
@iNusku: I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed.