@Phook75: It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name
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@thomas_violence: the only time I can imagine clicking on a Facebook story is maybe if I got attacked by a bird while trying to do something else
@rablivingstone: People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys. In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys.
@causticbob: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.