@Phook75: It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name
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@briangaar: The cashier at the grocery store just gave me an "I'm cooler than you" look. Dude I will fight you with this baby strapped to me
@Ahm76: Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named "Insects Rabbit" and his catchphrase was, "What is transpiring, Physician?"
@hypervoid: wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years
@I_Bl33d_Purple: I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru.