@Phook75: It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name
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@onedumbshark: My bologna has a first name, and a second name, and a fake name, and a sexy nickname, and exactly none of them are your business so go away.
@wickedimproper: I'm so old I thought "stfu" was a reminder to pack my "shoes, tie, fedora, underpants."
@Rollinintheseat: An app that tells you if there’s anyone at the grocery store you’ll have to make small talk with.
@ericsshadow: Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed "Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."