@Phook75: It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name
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@Up2Long: 17 yo didn't do chores last night. I delete all songs on iPod and replace them with the theme song to Scooby Doo. Enjoy the bus to school.
@TheDreamGhoul: *sees window washer in a harness outside office high rise* *holds up sign from desk* YOU'RE NOT EVEN FLYING EVERYONE CAN SEE THE STRINGS