@Phook75: It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name
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@atDevin: What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
@dumbbeezie: I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic