@Phook75: It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name
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@Jake_Vig: With virtually no power, there still comes a surprisingly large amount of responsibility.
@carlyken: Hello 911 my son is a terrorist he won't eat AMERICAN cheese. Almost two. Yes I'll hold. Hello Child Protection Services my son is a terrori
@TylerFoFyler: Had a big mix up at the store today, apparently when the clerk said "strip down facing me," she meant my credit card.