@jimmy_sharpe: It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
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@TheBoydP: So let me get this straight, she shot someone through the heart and the worst thing you can say about her is that she gives love a bad name?
@iAmDelFreaky: I was overcharged by a plumber! So, I've been secretly training a gorilla to roll barrels at people. Tomorrow, we're kidnapping his girl.
@theyearofelan: This reminds me of the time I fired my mother when she was investigating the case of "who ate all the cookies?"
@panmidwest: JOSEPH: who did you name me after? ME: you were named after my grandfather GREGGNOG: what about me dad?