@jimmy_sharpe: It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
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@AndyAsAdjective: Did you dream of me, baby? -Are you a swimming pool full of Lucky Charms & milk? No, silly. -Then no.
@hippieswordfish: when i found out i won the World's Saddest Man award i became slightly happy and was immediately stripped of my title