@jimmy_sharpe: It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
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@Barknado69: Joseph: no rooms? Dude she's about to give birth to humanity's savior Innkeeper: sorry busy around Christmas time J: wtf around what time
@Wine_Honey1: These people act like they've never seen anyone collect change from the bottom of a fountain & stuff it in their bra to buy more liquor.
@ambermruffin: Now that the Statue of Liberty is dark, there's no way they're letting her into the U.S.