@ShrugLord: It takes more muscles to frown than smile, so I'll consider this my workout for the day
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@UNTRESOR: Date etiquette: The smaller fork is a salad fork. Use the larger fork to eat the salad fork.
@Amrrwise: Dear spouse: When I said I needed more physical contact, I was not aiming for you to high five me whenever I walk by...
@kcmoore51: Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode