@ShrugLord: It takes more muscles to frown than smile, so I'll consider this my workout for the day
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@dlockw21: *Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is.
@pixelatedboat: Kids, if you want to succeed in journalism the way to do it is to suck at your job in a way that's useful to rich people
@elvisknievil: If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, tell her to send a selfie.