@3sunzzz: It takes my husband longer to choose a rental car online than it did for us to choose the names for our sons.
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@sixfootcandy: Husband: Where are Girl Scout cookies? Me: We were robbed. Husband: They only took the cookies? Me: Well, that and the vase your mom gave us for the holidays. Weird, right?
@dafloydsta: ME: When Princess Leia kissed Luke, did you know they were brother and sister? GEORGE LUCAS: *laying in bed* How did you even get in here?