@SardonicTart: It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails.
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@goldengateblond: Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. "We know, dear."
@ImaFlyontheWall: pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window..
@KevinFarzad: It's nice to know that even people who are running for President are shitty at answering "What is your greatest weakness?"