@better_off_dad: It took me 9 self inflicted ER visits, but that nurse finally realized it was love at first sight.
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@xJLynn: If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?
@thejacquio: Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work.
@XplodingUnicorn: Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America