@better_off_dad: It took me 9 self inflicted ER visits, but that nurse finally realized it was love at first sight.
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@Contwixt: Don't act like you've never used a pair of binoculars to try to peer through another pair of binoculars.
@wolfpupy: aliens took me up to on their ship but i have no time for that drama so i just jumped out
@BuckyIsotope: *puts leash around pet lobster* I think there will be games and lots of friends to play with Pinchy *walks into Lobsterfest* COVER YOUR EYES