@djdarrellripley: It turns out condoms aren't 100% effective, unless you actually take them out of your wallet...
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@kimtopher22: Cookie dough and vodka are not dinner. Coocie dogh and vodka are nt diner. Cokie dgh and vodkka arnt dinr. Ckidgvkljtdcbr.
@Rlpihl: i'll have the chicken finger platter & my lovely wife will have *hands over coupon something of equal or lesser value
@TheAlexNevil: *I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!