@drewjanda: It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found
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@DukEB51: You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
@Book_Krazy: Cop: Know why I pulled you over? "No" Cop: *points* Your buck naked [turns to deer in passenger seat] "Jesus Frank, put your fur back on"
@causticbob: I found a cure for my debilitating cancer. I dumped her and started to see a capricorn instead.