@drewjanda: It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: What's the score, who's winning? Therapist: Ok so that's really not how couples counseling works.
@PaigeKellerman: The great thing about having four kids is having four people to watch me bring in the groceries all by myself.
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: Want me to bring coffee up to bed? What my wife said: If you want to What I heard: If you want to live