@drewjanda: It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found
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@Beerhaze: If I give up my seat for you on the bus, it's my right to stand in front of you and stare down your blouse. I think it's in the Bible.
@gm_cage: I bought theater food once. Long story short my son will no longer be going to college..
@OrangeFact: SPOILER ALERT: In the book "What to Expect When You're Expecting," it's a baby. You're expecting a baby.