@wesjohnson8: It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
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@rad_milk: I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now
@bossy_bootz: 3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it
@avxlanche: the difference between me and humpty dumpty is that his friends looked at him and thought to themselves "we should put him back together"