@wesjohnson8: It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
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@mdowd: If the FBI want to get into an iPhone w/o users permission, they should ask someone who's done it before, like U2
@ericsshadow: My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer.
@Parentpains: Sorry I can't attend your Facebook event, I'll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day.
@ThisOneSayz: Save your voice calling for your kids. Just open a bag of chips and they'll materialize out of nowhere.