@wesjohnson8: It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
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@mountainlex: I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank
@TheTimmyToes: (business meeting) *drops pen on the floor* *bends over to pick it up* *shirt comes untucked* *all the jelly beans start falling out*
@kevinseccia: Just hit a racist with my car. Probably a racist. I feel like he was. Statistically, very likely. Oh so you think there's no racism problem?