@meganamram: It was definitely Adam and Steve - what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??
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@AmishPornStar1: I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends.
@withanewname: It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change
@waydybee: Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails