@dinaliz2: it was hard being a teenager with the last name لزيق i mean stalk one guy and you're لزيقة for the next three years
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@Bearslietoo: Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it "resisting arrest."
@mattgallo123: "I'm disguising all my tweets as Marilyn Monroe quotes from now on." -Marilyn Monroe
@RoosterMustache: *pulls away from kissing my girlfriend's twin* TWIN: she'll never find out about us ME: thanks dude you're a trustworthy guy