@lianamaeby: "It was M. Day Shyamalan all along!" - The ultimate twist
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@AndyAsAdjective: *bolts upright in bed, instantly wide awake in the middle of the night* "FIRE TRUCKS SHOULD BE CALLED WATER TRUCKS"
@internetluke: [first date] Me: don't let her know you're a lizard Her: why did you just say that? Me: (gets scared and loses my tail but I grow a new one)
@Bob_Janke: It's true I hear voices in my head but they speak Russian so I have absolutely no idea what they're saying