@lianamaeby: "It was M. Day Shyamalan all along!" - The ultimate twist
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@sarcasm_inc: I vote we change the word "bar" after "salad" because no one is taking this shot of ranch off me and its starting to get awkward.
@androszr: If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?
@WhatevaConc: When complaining of a stomach ache, you don't really need to point to it or pat it gently. People pretty much know where the stomach is.