@heatherlou_: "IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!!!" I yell at the guy next to me at the red light while tweezing stray hairs from my chin.
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@jwoodham: Quidditch is my kind of sport. You don't have to run, you get to sit the whole time, and if things aren't going well you can just fly home.
@100percent001: If we both go for the last slice of apple pie at the same time, I will bury my fork in your throat.
@kristynhearts: Do you think maybe humans are gonna evolve with longer arms for selfie purposes?