@bmarked21: It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: I'm worried that the romance has gone out of our marriage Hub: Bet I can change your mind during the next commercial break
@karencheee: Why do people say children are the future? They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
@joshgondelman: In retrospect, "Metallica" is a hilarious name for a metal band. It's like a Bob Dylan calling himself "Ol' Folksy."
@Screwoff315: I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!