@bmarked21: It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it.
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@garrettbarry70: There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand.
@Adar79Angie: I wish my car ran on shattered dreams instead of gas. I'd be able to make it to Canada on my failed ninja goals alone.
@rickkondell: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.