@bmarked21: It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it.
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@Bandersnaaatch: Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?
@girlwithatail: This woman's "I'm deleting my Facebook" post has 52 comments and she's replied to all of them. Not a strong start.