@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...
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@MelvinofYork: I used to have to read my kids a bedtime story every single night until I started randomly killing off characters to amuse myself.
@RappaRick: "Can't touch this." "Can't touch this." "Can't touch this." --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour
@WienerToboggan: *prepares to cook vegetarian chili* *spills the beans* Whoa, I suppose you could call that.. *lowers shades with a spatula*.. Kidney failure