@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...
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@FilthyRichmond: Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand.
@Breadery: When my kids misbehave we watch 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' and then I make them stand in a giant Petri dish while I set up the machine.
@YoungNobler: New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background.