@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...
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@PaperWash: "I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway
@TheDiLLon1: Cheap 1st Date Ideas: Get some matching Red Polo shirts & hang out in a Target. Give terrible info to inquisitive costumers.
@leechee420: $10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think "that'd be a great name for my new baby!"