@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...
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@ibid78: Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926.
@Matt_The_1st: Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room
@markydoodoo: If you watch Titanic backwards, you are an idiot. That is not the way movies are meant to be watched.
@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid