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@nice_mustard: it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes
@TheDjinnTrials: Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you'd be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don't need to call the police.
@TheMichaelRock: The four scariest words any husband can hear are "guess what today is?"
@Parentpains: Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep.
@papasuncle: No Olympian will ever be better at medaling than the gang on Scooby Doo.
@SketchesbyBoze: the three stages of a woman's life:
- the chosen one
- the mother
- solving crimes in the village