@Donna_McCoy: It wasn't a crisis until my mother heard about it.
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@katiefzack: I don't throw people under the bus because there's a chance they could lay flat in the center and not get hurt, which I'm not okay with.
@Twitmytweeties: "Snitches get stitches" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, "Snitches never wake up again" is more likely to deter snitching...
@david8hughes: Wife: when did we get a new dishwasher Me: u said change the dishwasher & stack the baby Wife: how do u stack a baby Me: u get other babies