@juliussharpe: It weirds me out my phone won't swear. What, is it religious?
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@LizHackett: "Excuse the mess; we had guests," I graciously explain, leaving out the "five months ago" part.
@mejustbeth: Current status: I just turned on the garbage disposal so the cats wouldn't hear me getting the cheese out of the fridge.
@laureneoneal: Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?