@WilliamRodgers: It would be cool if a jar of Nutella had more than one serving in it...
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@robdelaney: Enrages me when I see guys using cute dogs to pick up chicks. It's like, why did I have kids.
@lilgapeach30: If an officer asks "do you know why I pulled you over" "Because it's the only way to get girls to talk to you?" is a bad answer, apparently.
@MJMcKean: Restaurant chain commercials should run the disclaimer "Actual food might not tumble and splash in slow motion".
@kyry5: At a business meeting: "How about SuperCupid?" "No, expectations will be too high" "GreatCupid?" "Lower" "Uhhh, OKCupid?" "Brilliant"