@mydanimarie: It would be way cooler if whenever you punched a kid, a bunch of coins came out of them like in Mario. But ya, I'm free to babysit tonight.
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@GrantTanaka: Grandma, what big eyes you have! thyroid actin' up What big ears you have! ear infection What big teeth! receding gums, look I’m just old ok
@TheSadnesses: if I am elected governor I will eat your pillow while you sleep and unlike my opponent I will also do it if I am not elected
@lisaxy424: My neighbor broke up w her bf and piled all his stuff on the curb and I just added a boxspring to it bc I've been meaning to get rid of it