@Metalligretch: It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me.
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@68Cly29: The embarrassing moment when you bring handcuffs to 'gamenight' and she brings Monopoly.
@fluffysuse: If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel.
@onion_an: Me:"The store didn't have any bread so I brought flour" Wife:"If they didn't have butter would you buy a cow" *sound of hooves in kitchen*
@DurtMcHurtt: I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.