@Fickle_Filly: It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: As a kid my mom laughed at me because I was always worrying about being shot with a crossbow while on the toilet. Well who's laughing now?
@iTomFoolery: If it was the choice between having the last pizza on earth or the last sex on earth, which toppings would you have on your pizza.
@ferranticathy: Bored, go into a fitting room wait a couple minutes then yell, "where's the toilet paper"