@Fickle_Filly: It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me.
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@qqnqui: Skipped the gym today to go to McDonald's. The bus did not come back, so I had to walk 2 miles home. Well played, universe.
@SamuelHLowe: - Do you take a shower after having sex? - Yes, of course. - Well, how about getting laid a little more often.
@AmishPornStar1: I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters