@ComicMikeV: Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians
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@VerifiedDrunk: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day you told me you're gay....
@shkeeber: If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money.
@sarcasticmommy4: A quick way to get your kids to leave you alone is to say, "I need to make your dentist appointment."