@ComicMikeV: Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians
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@sixthformpoet: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
@amandajpanda: "How'd ya get that bruise on your cheek?" *remembers dropping her phone on her face in bed* Me: Street Fight