@Danny_McH2O: It'd be ironic if deaf people hung out in heards.
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@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy.
@runawaycupcake: "We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs.
@SteveSuckington: "How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms