@AngelaEhh: It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
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@UnFitz: "If we don't know a word for something, why can't we just make one up?" he remarked confusatorily.
@yoyoha: Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law
@ThePocketJustin: I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place.
@VeryLonelyLuke: I got mad at a rock today. I chopped it in half with my lightsaber. Now there are two rocks. Send help. Now.