@AndyAsAdjective: It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports.
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@SaraThomas84: I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB
@jergarl: I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers.
@theshantilly: *glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat...