@AndyAsAdjective: It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports.
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@3sunzzz: Monday 8am: I write a list of things that must get done today. Monday 6pm: I scratch MON off of the top of the entire list and write TUES.
@CakeThrottle: I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow
@AskinWayne: My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.
@trims_the_fat: Funny how people get all angry when you break something of their's that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.