@theguydf: It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are.
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@JMFnSparks: Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders
@Gre_Gone: [loudly in front of a bunch of ducks] "OH NO I SEEM TO HAVE BROUGHT TOO MUCH BREAD WITH ME WHATEVER SHALL I DO?" *ducks try to play it cool*
@iTARKAA: If only my mum knew how popular I am on Twitter, she'll stop sending me up and down the streets to get soup ingredients for her. 😂😂😂