@theguydf: It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@figgled: Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta
@kimwilliamz: The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking.
@Jake_Vig: If you have twin girls and don't dress them like in "The Shining" and make them stand in hallways, you've squandered a precious gift.