@wwwdotben: It's 3000 AD. Everything is fleek. President Updog has dissolved congress. Women make 700x what men do. I'm still writing 2014 on my checks.
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@arielleBigBlue: When a guy wearing shorts and sandals to a bar is picking out songs on the jukebox, it's going to end badly for everyone.
@PaperWash: "can I have 2 sausage & cheese biscuits" That'll be $2.60 "with egg" $7.78 NVM no egg $17.83 "What?" [at gun point] give us ur wallet