@TidyCats: “IT'S 3AM! TIME FOR SPRINTS!" - Cats
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@thesulk: Just picked up an unknown call with a "Hello?" An old woman said "Joan?" So, I can cross "mistaken for a Joan" off the bucket list.
@pleatedjeans: Instead of yelling "Hello?" when u think a murderer's in your home, say "Goodbye" Then if he's there he'll be like well OK guess I'm leaving
@ClichedOut: I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred.
@t_cuppp: Starting a Psychofit class. Basically, I sneak up on people showering and chase em with a knife til they achieve their desired body weight.