@erica_rosie: It's 450 BC. Socrates is doing a keg stand at a philosopher frat party. Gets the nickname SoCRAYtes. Nobody takes him seriously ever again.
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@pplwtching: If you're not supposed to have sex in an elevator, why are the ceilings mirrored? Now security is showing me out.
@golubeerji: *feels butterflies in his stomach while going on the first date* - guess I shouldn't have run through the garden with my mouth open.