@Pirate_nurse: It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as "the one with the tig ol biddies"...wonder what time HR gets here
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@caraweinberger: It's crazy how my ex was so upset about losing me that he had to build a life with a new woman.
@ericbove: From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
@RidiculousSheri: Love means never having to say you're sorry for accidentally bringing home six more cats.