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@Topher_Writes: It's a bird.
It's a plane.
No its...

"Steve, you're fired. Air traffic control just isn't for you."

It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
No its…

“Steve, you’re fired. Air traffic control just isn’t for you.”

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