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@MemeslnHistory: Its a close one
@RandomManik: Sometimes I ponder over things like,
-What is life?
-Where am I going?
-What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called?
@TheMichaelRock: *leaves one cupcake in work kitchen*
*watches live version of Hunger Games*
@the_paramedicK: Mom: why are your eyes dilated
Me: your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love
Mom: what were you looking at
@junkyard_jake: A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A nope of laundry.
@thetits: GOD: there, my first animal :)
SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move?