@5exyunchained: It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
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@MartaEffing: Tread lightly on the path, as we all have a journey to make. Unless you're super hungry, in which case you're allowed to mow people down.
@3sunzzz: 5: Can you cut off the skin? Me: What? 5: *holds up sandwich* the skin M: The crust? 5: yeah M: No, and you sound like a serial killer.