@theshamingofjay: It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight.
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@darinlovesbacon: Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty
@SortaBad: *panics during bank robbery* "Uhhhh hi yeah I'd like to put this gun in my safety deposit box"
@iscoff: Some dude was bragging about his brother being a navy seal and it's like...I don't care what colour he is, why is your brother a seal