@theshamingofjay: It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight.
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@Underchilde: Unless it’s that scary chick from The Ring, I really don’t care who is in the restroom with me.
@Mikecanrant: Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.
@dril: fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats