@jonnysun: its a good thing we swallow 8 spiders a year bc if it werent for those spiders, we'd be swalowing hundreds of flies and smaller insects
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@Smethanie: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964): An adolescent reindeer is first mocked, and then taken advantage of because of a birth deformity.
@KalvinMacleod: ME: I don't know about your cat but mine is an absolute angel MY CAT: *releases one of the hostages*
@_MustBeArkaydia: Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about.