@jonnysun: its a good thing we swallow 8 spiders a year bc if it werent for those spiders, we'd be swalowing hundreds of flies and smaller insects
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@timdonakowski: When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?" I'm funny that way.
@NewDadNotes: CIA Agent: First you’re gonna cry, then you’re gonna talk Me: I’ll never talk CIA Agent: [puts on the Notebook] [two hours later] Me: [crying] he-he just loved her so much you know? CIA Agent: [also crying] wanna talk about it?