@ATTLien: ITS A NELSON MANDALA. WHO EVEN COMMITS TO A PUN LIKE THAT.
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@internetluke: [interview for fireman] "So why do you think you're a good fireman?" I lit the building on fire "What?" Now watch as I try to put it out
@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches.