@ATTLien: ITS A NELSON MANDALA. WHO EVEN COMMITS TO A PUN LIKE THAT.
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@WritePlay: Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire
@SuperTeeWhy: [Bar] "Two long necks please" Giraffe in the back: Wow. Did he just- Giraffe's wife: Cliff, he didn't mean anything by it please sit down