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@ATTLien: ITS A NELSON MANDALA. WHO EVEN COMMITS TO A PUN LIKE THAT.
@QuotingJokes: Me: I'm happy right now. Life: Lol one sec
@batkaren: HOW TO DISPOSE OF BATTERIES
- set them aside until you can look up how to dispose of batteries
- find them 3 months later
- look both ways
- slip them into the trash
@Carbosly: "We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."
- Corporate ants.
@Mulva74: I feel sorry for people that haven't found their true love. My sister is on her 5th.
@Taryn_: That awkward moment when someone is cooking fish in the office and all the girls begin sniffing themselves.