@Parentpains: It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it.
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@Sarcasticsapien: I like how people say pets love you unconditionally like if you didn't feed them and someone else did they wouldn't go to them immediately.
@CatherineLMK: Shaking hands is so weird: "Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."
@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.