@Shock_Monster: It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day.
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@Parentpains: It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it.
@Coops_Bradley: That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket.
@FlyJ_: Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but... (puts up hand up to high five) thanks for asking!