@Shock_Monster: It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day.
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@envydatropic: There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen
@koalaslament: I always live in constant fear that a bicep avi is gonna steal my lady and treat her right
@CherBear162: Did you hear that? What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT "WHAT?"..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*
@perhapssomeday: My mother arrives on Friday, so I have to do three months worth of cleaning in 48 hours. Also, lose 30 pounds and live up to my potential.