@Ristolable: It's actually rude to shoot anyone, messenger or not.
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@heidi420x: Just yelled "out of my way monsters!" at a flock of seagulls, so I'm done interacting socially for the day
@NurseSeymour: Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It's called Facebook.
@KimmyMonte: before camouflage clothing was invented, people would just stand still and make tree noises.
@flashember: WIFE: This is dumb. DAUGHTER: This is so stupid. ME: This is getting out of hand! THIS: [leaping out of my palm] I HATE YOU GUYS I'M LEAVING