@electrolemon: "It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. " I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."
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@Steelers1972: You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.
@BoomBoomBetty: Aisle 3: oh my god hi! Aisle 5: haha hi Aisle 9: yeah hello... Aisle 10: [little smile] Aisle 13: I swear to god I will cut you if I see your face again -Death spiral of a friendship when you keep running into them at Target
@Brampersandon_: CASHIER: $57.85 ME: do u accept food stamps C: of course M: sweet *presses my apple stamper to an ink pad* which hand do u want it on