@WhiskeyandMeds: It's all fun and games until HR sends an email with "Your Twitter Account" in the subject line.
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@pippydrydocking: If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open.
@InternetHippo: cute girl: hello my mouth: hel— brain: nice job buddy you’re almost there mouth: —vetica brain: what the hell
@MikeDrucker: You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!