@WhiskeyandMeds: It's all fun and games until HR sends an email with "Your Twitter Account" in the subject line.
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@NikatNiteNite: Hubs and I have fought so much lately I've lost 10 lbs. I thought about leaving him, but I'd like to lose another 10 lbs first.
@ibid78: My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?
@DaddyJew: No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with