@Vodkantots: It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body.
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@freeDone01: My body is telling me to go to sleep but my brain knows that there are Oreos in the pantry.
@JUSTLisandra: Having my wisdom teeth pulled. They have nothing left to teach me. I must learn on my own from now on.
@Reverend_Scott: [Wonder Woman shows up] Superman: Is she with you? Batman: I thought she was with you? Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today
@Matt_The_1st: Me: "Hey doc, what's that condition where you wake up and everything hurts?" Doctor: "40"