@jonnysun: its all fun and games until someone loses an I?. then we cant play scrabble anymor
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@eudaimonium: Those who carry teensy cute purses shouldn't throw stones at those who wear cargo shorts, because I can carry more stones.
@FrenulumBreve: [hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom] "Now give me my wife." "This is short by £2.39" [hides Mcflurry] "it's all I got."
@Smug_Lemur: The best part about talking to a narcissist is how there isn't any pressure to add to the conversation.